Golf One Liners
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You’ll find motivational golf quotes, funny golf quotes, famous golf quotes, and inspirational golf quotes. If you know any golf quotations or stories that you’d like to share, please submit them through our “Contact Us” page.
* A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
* Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well.
* My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
* Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
* If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.
* Born to golf. Forced to work.
* The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.
* I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.
* When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
* I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
* One thing about golf is you don’t know why you play bad and why you play good.
* When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
* The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
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